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Thursday, December 08, 2011

Handsy Guru Pukes Gold

File under: Hands Where They Don't Belong and Satscams

Sai Baba copycat fauxru Swami Vishwananda had to dissolve his spiritual organization in 2008 after it was discovered he was using his brahmacharis (novice renunciate monks) as a personal sex slave service. But pretty much like any other guru caught with his hands where they don't belong, he has managed to stay in business, and indeed, seems to be thriving. Because now, he miraculously vomits gold on YouTube.

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19 Comments:

At 12/09/2011 9:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the heavy covering, and the towel covering his face, it's quite easy to pop one in and then spit it out.

What worries me is how people fall for it, that too westerners.

 
At 12/10/2011 6:56 AM, Anonymous Won't Get Fooled Again said...

Interesting tidbit: This guy came to visit Nithy at his LA ashram with his entourage (this was years before the public humiliation of either) and spent time with Nithy in private, apparently getting guru tips (Nithy was more famous).

Interestingly, Nithy himself on one occasion explained to his inner circle (I was present), that the Sai Baba lingam trick (puking it out, not copping a feel) was simply a matter of regurgitating what was earlier shoved down the esophagus.

 
At 12/11/2011 1:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

" What worries me is how people fall for it, that too westerners ".

Comment posted above.

Often the clique of followers know that these godmen/godwomen are anything but Godly/Holy. YET , they wantonly promote and join such organizations. Particularly Indians as Indians as a whole enjoy groupthink. They like the sense of belonging to a group be it AOL ( art of living ) or Lifebliss.

Westerners who get conned are those who still have starry eyed ideas about India that is long gone.

Let us never forget most of these 'avatards' including kalki & his wife heavily drug their followers. SSSSSRavishankar resorts to blackmagic like vasiyamantras (incantations that disables one's reasoning faculties & intellect). Add to that hindutva/nationalism/patriotism/messiahism/internationalism & you have a toxic cocktail vested with a tax free NGO halo :-(

 
At 12/11/2011 1:39 AM, Blogger guruphiliac said...

Sri Sri doesn't need black magic to make people stupid. His inanity alone can suck a brain dry of common sense.

 
At 12/11/2011 2:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sri Sri doesn't need black magic to make people stupid. His inanity alone can suck a brain dry of common sense".

Jody , you do have a point.

Between the two Nithy the conman had lots more chutzpah & style than this irritating SSSRavishankar. That Raviravishankarshankar was palpably rattled & felt threatened enough to expose his fraudulent underbelly proves your point.

 
At 12/18/2011 1:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious! Tragic, but hilarious.

 
At 12/22/2011 9:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

India is truly GODFORSAKEN !!!

Nithyananda recently celebrated his birthday in Thiruvannamalai with gusto as plenty of his devotees comprising of men & women sang recycled filmsongs with Nithy's name inserted. With a lot of pelvic thrusts like Indian movies' song choreography.

Where America's FBI could find sufficient evidence against him , Indian sleuths wrung their hands. And acquitted him. But then so many criminals called members of Parliament including Spectrum Raja & his coterie also "manage" to get "acquitted".

And this Rajiv Malhotra alleged philanthropist writes books & research papers titled " Breaking India " " Invasion of the Sacred " blaming AmericaAAA & the West for practically anything & everything that goes awry in this world.

This Rajiv Malhotra flew to India to defend Nithyananda calling it all " video morphing ". Thank God, Nithy said bluntly:-

" I have done nothing wrong; I did what any man does with a woman ".

Even today a lot of globe trotting hiiighly qualified Indians worship Rajiv Malhotra as their sole objective is denigration of America.

They lecture at Berkley, visit Chicago , Australia , California,calling themselves close friend of Christopher Hitchens but never give up on finding fault with America & anything American.

 
At 12/26/2011 6:27 PM, Anonymous Wtf?! said...

I give up.

There's no end to the stupidity.

The human race is a lost cause.

 
At 1/01/2012 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody , Chuck(ji), Stuart , Yunus , Ellen , Betty , Allen , hippie & others,

Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!!!

 
At 1/10/2012 9:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vishwananda raped his bramhacharis and is still here!!!what a shame,hope there is a karma and all will know his true colors!!!

 
At 1/10/2012 11:12 PM, Anonymous 90404 said...

Cute [german] boy that is in movie with him...
I am in LA, SV was all too friendly
to a 35 to 39 year old male I know..

still i like SV.

 
At 1/24/2012 7:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Latest News, a woman died when vishwananda gave darshan in mauritius,read here http://vishwananda-blog.blogspot.com/2012/01/darshan-of-swami-vishwananda-was-given.html

 
At 1/29/2012 12:31 PM, Anonymous Prakster said...

It's been some time since I was here but I was surprised to find out another one tried to puke gold. Well he doesn't go after boys and men like the other one!

Also irt the incident in mauritius, it doesn't suprise me at all that he would try to use it to bring in more gullible sheep who can't think or see the facts going on.

I wonder if these gurus have mauritius as a place where they will be accepted blindly and they can take what they want without being challenged. (Except for christian missionaries).

If such people accept peadophiles ,gender benders, hallucinogenenic induced, money grabbing, sex maniacs as gurus or god. Then there is a serious problem. Using the dead for their own delusional perverted needs is sick.

 
At 2/01/2012 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prakster said...
"It's been some time since I was here but I was surprised to find out another one tried to puke gold. Well he doesn't go after boys and men like the other one!"

This guy also did rape his male disciples,you can find proof here:
http://tellthetruthswamivishwananda.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/hello-world/.

This guy should be behind bars right now!!!
He even stole catholics saint relics,was a big satya sai baba disciple!!!

 
At 2/05/2012 6:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...
India is truly GODFORSAKEN !!!"

That is the truest statement I've read.

Despite it being a spiritual country once upon a time, its scary to know the amount of religious conmen coming from there these days.

Despite being all about GOD, India is truley a God Forsaken place.

 
At 2/05/2012 8:31 AM, Anonymous Prakster said...

Anon said
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"This guy also did rape his male disciples,you can find proof here:
http://tellthetruthswamivishwananda.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/hello-world/.

This guy should be behind bars right now!!!
He even stole catholics saint relics,was a big satya sai baba disciple!!"
_
Thanks for the link. Since he was a sai baba disciple, then birds of a feather , flock together! Part of me feels so embarrassed to be born from such a culture of pakhandis such as these, and the sheep that follow too.

 
At 2/05/2012 9:28 AM, Anonymous Prakster said...

I initially thought that swami viswananda was indian, but thanks to anon who posted that link, i eventually found out he is a mauritian. Now im extremely embarassed, but not surprised!

 
At 6/24/2018 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't visit Swami Vishwananda in Springen, Germany. It is know that he seduces male monks which he himself (or his Swamis) initiates. He is not a true spiritual teacher and one would regret connecting to him. Stay away for good!

 
At 12/10/2018 7:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Almost everything with the so called swami vishwananda is just a lie. he is not from sri sampradaya tradition, has no connection to mahavatar babaji, all the sai baba tricks are from sai baba, there is also no connection to other gurus....all fake. those who go to his ashram are young, naive and hypnotised there.

 

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